Hey crazy people! I am Michelle and im the thirteen year old on vicodin!
Home town: Hialeah
Birthday: September 29 Current residence: Miami Florida
Occupation: Well, besides watching my favorite couples and dramas on tv I usually...idk just like hang around outside and try to find a puzzle to solve
Well, I have favorite couples: Here they are in order of preferance Lisa Cuddy/Gregory House Alexandra Cabot/Elliot Stabler Jamie Ross/Michael Cutter Alexandra Eames/Robert Goren Horatio Caine/Marisol Delko Charlie Crews/Dani Reese Bill/Sookie Megan Smith/Will Davis Sweeny Todd/Elizabeth Bathory Alucard(Vlad Tepes III)/Serus Victoria Mad Hatter/Mrs Lovett Joker/Amy Lee Well, that's all of my favorites! Their are more I like. Just ask :)
What you should know before you initiate friendly conversation
My guilty pleasure(s): Alchohol! I am also addicted to caffeine and sugar. Literally, if I don't have my cup of coffee and truck load of sugar I get a horrible headache and sometimes I even vomit. As for Alchohol, well...stuff happens. Its just awesome I mean who wouldn't tottally love the stuff? Just cuz im 13 doesn't mean im stupid and don't know whats good and whats not LOL
The best word to describe me is: Emorazylific, its a mix of Emo, crazy, and terrific! (Oh come on! You people didn't judge House when he said sklungs! Or something like that lol)
My hero(es): Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy, Charlie Crews, Robert Goren, Adrienne Monk, Alexandra Cabot, Elliot Stabler, and Horatio Caine, , Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Deny Crane, Abby!, and Alan Shore
Words or phrases I overuse: "Lord!" "If House said it would it be ridiculous? I thought not so we're going with my idea" "Yes I am insane. Thats why people like me brake the little box society has created and actually save lives" I literally say these things A LOT and I say "overkill" "moot point right their" "like I said though moot point" "...to no end" and "Im right your wrong get over it" "Story of my life!" and " What can I say? Im a sucker for a good...". And "Im special' and variations of that
My superpower is: I drive people so crazy that they just agree to do whatever I say. I wouldn't trade that for anything especially when I say people agree to EVERYTHING :)
What else you should know about me: I am a bad influence so children STAY AWAY!, I literally act like a 40 year old, 35 at best, I have a lot in common with my heroes, ESPECIALLY Dr House, I will not eat nor sleep until a puzzle is solved, and well I am insane. Can't help the last one. Oh! And I may get depressed or have an off day at times so bear with me! I just need some vicodin or anti deppresants; maybe som alchohol/caffeine/sugar, that's all lol. Oh and I am unconditionally and irrevocably eager for eternal damnation! Im a fanpire, aka Twilighter but I will admit their are a lot of great vampire horrors out their that could be better to lets say, a guy than this chick flick. What can I say? Im a sucker for a good chick flick. Anyways im eager for immortality because eternal damnation achieved. Though im trying to change that with church.
Shows that bring meaning to my pitiful existance
TV sitcom(s): Ummmmm....I guess Seinfeld and Everybody hates Raymon. Oh! And Two and a Half men and Everybody hates Chris and Boston Legal and scrubs
TV drama(s): Law and Order SVU/CI/Original, Life, Lost, The Seeker, Privileged, CSI Miami, House, Monk, and Heroes/ Heroes/Villains, and TrueBlood. Oh and psych. Degrassi old skool/the next generation r kool too. NCIS and Cold case, and Without a Trace
TV cop(s): Detective Elliot Stabler *fangirl squeal* AAAA!
TV doctor(s): Dr Lisa Cuddy and Dr Gregory House
TV actor(s): Lord! So many! Johnny Depp, Hugh Laurie, and basically everyone that plays one of my heroes, and Stephen Moyer
TV actress(es): Drew Barrymore, Angelina Jolie, Anna Paquin, Lets see, Stephenie March, Lisa Edelstein
Saturday-morning cartoon(s): LOL Well lets see, Dinosaur King when im that bored, um, Johnny Test! Hes kool. Um, other than that I guess Spongebob and Chaotic and Quest LOL
TV theme song(s): House's theme song, Law and Order's is kool too
Classic commerical(s): I like the tootsie pop commercials and meow mix commercials. Oh! And the Characters welcome commercials from USA
Shows I'm watching right now: House and Law and Order
In the TV version of my life, I would be played by: Lisa Edelstein maybe, Anna Paquin
This series would be about... A poor misunderstood, witty teenage girl who has to survive in a family filled with crazy people and she has to survive while at the same time keeping up grades, dealing with drama, finding love, not being damned, and at the same time keep a straight face when lying and stay perfectly composed at all costs. Sounds interesting right? Story of my life.
MY LISTS
TV HOT
TV NOT
House
Hannah Montana (ew!)
How gay! ILY Selena Gomez's quote on that ep I heard: "Ur clothes make me want to barf on them, but it looks like someone already did" LOL something like that.
Law and Order CI
Tila Tequila
Ay she is such a...a...word!
Monk/CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
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Buffy the vampire slayer (Ok now I love vampires to no end but Bufffy is like what? Although I will admit some of the episodes are good)
Psych/Lost
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Charmed (same as Buffy)
Life/CSI Miami
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Fear Factor (soooo gay...)
MULTIMEDIA ME
DEFINING TV MOMENTS
FAVE VIDS
Look at them; you can so tell they just want to jump each other
He's soooo fine!
ME: TAGGED! Well im emorazylific. I also am a Latina and proud and as such I speak spanish. I am insane, I love puzzles, I am me
Idk what this is for so let me just say I love alot of music but especially rock and salsa
SAY HELLO! Leave me a comment if you are utterly insane and want to make friends. Note: You have been warned ///.O
Does anyone besides find it a little annoying that in the beggining they made House go out with Cameron then be like in love with Stacy and then like in one episode they ended that relationship and switch to Cuddy a bit quick?! Its ANNOYING! I mean seriously, they shouldve decided earlier who the 1 love interest was going to be!
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How gay! ILY Selena Gomez's quote on that ep I heard: "Ur clothes make me want to barf on them, but it looks like someone already did" LOL something like that. 
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