 BEST EPISODE MOMENTS
- House in a doctors coat, and trying to be nice to all of his clinic patients.
- Thirteen and Foreman kiss!
- Cuddy becomes a Foster Mother to the POTW's baby and tells House she is going to adopt the baby.
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| HOUSE MD QUOTES
- Patient: Aren’t there other ways I can get pregnant? Like sitting on a toilet seat?
House: Absolutely. There would need to be a guy sitting between you and the toilet seat, but absolutely. (mutters to himself) I was doing so well. - Cuddy: How did you check it five times? The cycler’s broken. You would’ve had to send it out and it would’ve taken…
House: Oh yeah. That does sound impossible now that I think of it. I guess the better explanation is that the paternity test showed she cheated, so I faked the whole parthenogenesis thingie.
- "I gave you a Christmas present a year ago and you still haven't opened it?" "I couldn't tell there was a big expensive book in it." - Wilson and House.
- House: Why don’t you hang out at the video store and tell everyone that Kevin Spacey’s Kaiser Soze? By the way, that ending made no sense at all.
- Wilson: Of all the ways to mess with people, why give yourself an imaginary present?
House: Have you checked the prices for fireman strippers recently?
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