House & Stacy

• Stacy: "God you're an idiot."
  House: "I think I'm more of a jerk."

• Stacy (discovering she's been had and House hadn't cleared things with Cuddy first) : "You said you cleared it with her—"
  House: "Come on. You've known me how long and you still don't know when I'm joshin' ya?"

• House to Stacy after they have slept together: "You going to tell him?"
  Stacy: "How am I going to tell him? Still working on that phrasing. How about, 'Know all that stuff you were worried about when we first came here, honey? you were right.'"
  House: "Pithy."
  Stacy: "Everything's easy when you don't care if you hurt anyone."
  House: "You already did the hurting part. He just doesn't know it yet."
  Stacy: "If I never tell him, it'll never hurt. I want not to love Mark. I want to hate you. I want all of this to be simple, but it's not."
  House: "You can either have a life with me, or you can have a life with him. It can't be both. It's not easy. But it is simple."

• House (in a bar): I got Mark's latest blood work, he's not responding to treatment.

Wilson: I'm sorry.

House: I was happy. He's my patient. I'm sure he's a good guy, he's probably a great guy. Probably a much better guy than I am. And some part of me wants him to die. I'm just not sure if it's because I want to be with her or if it's because I want her to suffer.

* Stacy (walking into House's office): You fixed him.
House: De nada.
Stacy: Thank you. You were right.
House: He's going to be fine.
Stacy: No, about me. I'm not over you. You were, you were the one you will always be. But I can't be with you.
House: So I'm the guy, but you want the other guy, so mu definition can never be the guy.
Stacy: What's so great about you is you always think your right. What's so frustrating about you is you are right so much of the time. You are brilliant, funny, suprising, sexy...but with you I was lonely with Mark, there's room for me.
House: Okay. (Stacy then kisses him on the cheek and leaves.)