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THE VERY BEST OF HOUSE

Toast one of the greatest television series ever with a "Best of House" list. With all the gems this show delivers, it won't be easy, but we guarantee it'll make you giggle (or squirm in your seats). So, what's tops on your list? Grab some keyboards and settle this like superfans!

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HOUSE'S SNARKIEST QUOTE

1. (At Cuddy) "It's a good thing you failed at becoming a mom, because you suck at it!" - Season 3, Episode 3x09 - "Finding Judas"

2. "If you talk to god, you're religious. If god talks to you, you're psychotic" - Season 2, Episode 2x19 - "House vs. God"

3. "Half the people I save don’t deserve a second chance." - Season 4, Episode 4x14 - "Living the Dream"

4. "Someone’s gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. That’s how I stay so happy."

5. House uses Foreman's Dad to help him convince Cuddy to allow a biopsy on a dead patient...House walks in...
Cuddy -"Whats this?"
House - "no no he is not a what, he is a who...and he can vote now.."

6. House - "So...what makes a patient start drooling?...Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?

7. House - "I can be a jerk to someone I haven't slept with, I am that good."

8. "You know what else shuts down systems? Death!"

9. House (To Cuddy) - "I know when my vicodin isn't vicodin, do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills?"

10. House (to the team who wants to know what he'll do as they head out to run some tests): "There's a lot of porn piling up on the Internet; it doesn't download itself."

House's Snarkiest Quote | House on his guitar

CRAZIEST MEDICAL MYSTERY

1. "Skin Deep", 2x13

2. A young boy named Clancy is admitted displaying many unusual symptoms, which he claims are as a result of being abducted (by Aliens). House and his team must figure out what is really killing him, despite "out of this world" test results. Season 3, Episode 3x02 - "Cane & Able"

3. "Fetal Position" It was mostly Cuddy but without House these ideas probably would seem impossible to her. Was a beautiful scene and interesting case.

4. Episode 4x16 "Wilson's Heart"

5. Episode 4x15 "House's Head"

6. "Act Your Age," episode 3x19. A six year old girl has a stroke. House and his team must find out whats wrong with her before her brother dies of it too.

7. A, technically dead, woman on bypass essentially comes back to life without any logical reason. 3x24 "Human Error"

8. Without any medical equipment or access to labs, House and Cuddy must diagnose one of the passengers on their flight home from Singapore. 3x18 "Airborne"

9. Diagnosing and treating a patient by webcam. "Frozen"

10." Mirror, Mirror" When the patient mimics the most dominate person in the room, and doesn't remember anything about himself.

HOUSE'S MOST MAVERICK MANEUVER

1. House uses Stacy against Cuddy to allow his patient, an inmate on death row, admittance into the hospital (2x1, Acceptance)

2. House tries to gain access to an infected body held by the CDC by placing diuretic crystals in the guards donut...

3. In "Euphoria:Part 1" (Season 2, Episode 20), House shoots a corpse in the head to be able to test if the bullet is magnetic and see if a patient that has parts of a similar bullet embedded in his skull can be scanned by an MRI. The bullet is magnetic after all, thus breaking the MRI.

4. Performing an autopsy (to a living!) in order to help a nine year old girl with a cancer. (Season 2, Episode 2 - Autopsy )

5. Agreeing with Dr. Chase's suggestion to do an exploratory surgery to the unborn child.( Season 3, Episode 17- Fetal Position )

6.House sticks a pocket knife in an electrical socket to see if there is really an after life.

7. House placing a bet on whether or not he can open the door to Cuddy's apartment in 20 seconds implying that he'll be using a credit card. Chase and Foreman take the bet willingly and then he retrieves a key to the door from under a flowerpot.

8. House uses a cocktail of drugs to wake up a man from a coma in order to diagnose his son. (307 Son of the Coma Guy)

9. House injects a patient with three very dangerous diseases and the cold to see which disease is the most prominent in order to diagnose the patient's underlying condition. (308 Wack-A-Mole)

10. House assists in the suicide of Vegetative State Guy to give the man's heart to his son. (307 Son of a Coma Guy).

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MOST GENIUS "AHA!" MOMENT

1. House finally figures out what killed an elderly patient years ago, when a child comes in with the same symptoms - Season 2, Episode 2x17 - "All In"

2. House is able to run again and cools himself down one night in a fountain. He soon realizes that the patient wasn't trying to commit suicide but to drop his body temperature - Season 3, Episode 3x01 - "Meaning"

3. Wilson finally realizes that when House gets that look on his face, House is going to limp and/or run off to go help his patient. - "You Don't Want To Know"

4. When House sees a bed with flower print on it, he realizes that his patient had a severe allergic reaction. "Living the Dream" 4x14

5. House discovers that a patient tried to commit suicide after Wilson makes a comment about dying people being miserable. House gives a quick "I got to go." and runs out of the room. 3x22 "Resignation"

6. House diagnoses a kid by the way he plays chess. 3x23 "The Jerk"

7. House diagnosis a man over the telephone by using a polar bear riddle. 2x10 "Failure to Communicate"

8. House finds out that a patient has a tapeworm by eating Wilson's sandwich.
3x14 "Insensitive"

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MOST RIDICULOUS "AHA!" MOMENT

1. Season 4, Episode 4x10 "It's a Wonderful Lie" He realizes his patient has breast cancer in displaced breast tissue through a discussion with Wilson about his reindeer hat.
2.In "Mirror, Mirror" (episode 4x5) House dresses in clothes from the patient's car to find out where he was from, and realizes he lived on a pig farm.
3.In "Merry Little Christmas" when House is debating with a kid whether his stuffed animal is a dog or a bear, and with that he figures out that the dwarf is not a dwarf.
4. In the clinic, House realizes that a small child actually has a small metal cat up his nose because of the other toys the child has been sticking up his nose.
5. House diagnoses a patient with amyloidosis by staring dumbly at a red thong a clinic patient's daughter was wearing." (3x03 Informed Consent)
6. House Looks at an autistic boy's squiggles and determines that he ate worm rich Racoon Poo.
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BEST HOUSE / WILSON MOMENTS

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1. When Wilson filed down House's cane - Season 2, Episode 2x16 - "Safe"

2. When Wilson gives House an MRI on his leg, Wilson pretends to be God over the intercom.

3. When Wilson steals House's guitar and sends it back in pieces. - "4x01 Alone"

4. Wilson and House enjoy a Christmas Eve Chinese takeout dinner in House's apt. living room, sitting together, eating and laughing at the end of Season 1, Episode 1x05 "Damned If You Do". The best, most genuine and open moment together -- brief, succinct, warm and full of heart.

5. House:[into phone] Inspector Gadget.
[At PPTH, Wilson turns around in shock.]
Wilson: [into phone] My God. You're actually at the CIA.

House: [into phone] You've gotta get down here. They've got a satellite aimed directly into Cuddy's vagina. I told them the chances of invasion are slim to none, but... [trails off] Waldenstrom's.

6. When House thinks Wilson is on antidepressants. He puts amphetamines in his coffee and Wilson ´suddenly´ has a lot of energy. And then Wilson says: "no, I'm not on anti depressants, I'm on speed." "3.22 Resignation"

7. House doesn't think Wilson is responding to his jokes as usual...
House: "You're...happy..."
Wilson: "How dare you"

8. Wilson saying House misses Stacy and therefore is in more pain. House then hits Wilson on the leg with his cane: "aaww... you miss Stacy, too"

9.When House and Wilson live together. All the fun they have. And House really wanting him to be there.

10. House sends Wilson flowers "from Cuddy" in "Act Your Age" and Wilson debates whether or not to storm into Cuddy's office and kiss her.

BEST HOUSE MOMENTS

1. House going to his archenemy's (Von Lieberman) lecture on migraine-preventing drugs, to try and prove that he's wrong.

2. (Wilson, to House) "I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on speed!"

3.When House was holding the "unborn" baby's hand in his finger (Season 3, Episode 17 - "Fetal Position")

4. In "The Right Stuff" When House fires an entire row of candidates, and later has extra people wash his car.

5. When a severely autistic boy gives House his PSP in the episode "Lines in the Sand."

6. When House convinces (for a short while) his team that he has Syphilis, and the cure is making him nicer (Season 4, Episode 13 - "No More Mr. Nice Guy")

7. When House intentionally walks in on Cameron and Chase getting it on in the Janitor's closet.

8. The female clinic patient with an infection in a very delicate area...she shows House the "jelly" she's been using to prevent pregnancy..and it's a jar of Smucker's strawberry jelly!! Episode 2x09 "Deception"

9. House has a clinic patient with the hiccups slap himself repeated times in the face in front of Cuddy, as a cure for the hiccups. (106 The Socratic Method )

10. House walks in on Cuddy's blind date!! (315 Half Wit)

MOST AMAZING EPISODE OF HOUSE

1. Season 4, Episode 16 - "Wilson's Heart"

2. Season 4, Episode 15 - "House's Head"

3. Season 2, Episode 24 - "No Reason"

4. Season 1, Episode 21 - "Three Stories"

5. Season 1, Episode 11 - "Detox"

6. Season 1, Episode 1 - "Pilot"

7. Season 4, Episode 05 - "Mirror, Mirror"

8. Season 3, Episode 04 - "Lines in the Sand"

9. Season 3, Episode 15 - "Half-Wit"

10. Season 1, Episode 18 - "Babies & Bathwater"

11. Season 4, Episode 11 - "Frozen"

12. Season 2, Episode 02 - "Autopsy"

13. Season 3, Episode 17 - " Fetal Position"

14. Season 2, Episode 21 - "Euphoria:Part 2"

15. Season 3, Episode 24 - "Human Error"

16. Season 3, Episode 23 - "The Jerk"

17. Season 2, Episode 8 - "The Mistake"

18. Season 2, Episode 15 - "Clueless"

19. Season 2, Episode 12 - "Distractions"

20. Season 3, Episode 1 - "Meaning"

21. Season 3, Episode 18 - "Airborne"

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