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| Lightstar101 | I have a few funny ones... (page: 1 2) | 38 | Monday, 12:20 PM EST by Driado | |
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Thread started: Jul 28 2008, 9:57 PM EDT
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"Don't pin this on Christ, hes got enough nails in him..."-House
House:"Why don't you take off that hat?" Wilson:"It's a reindeer!" House:"It's a moose on a jew!" Wilson:"Who cares?" **Flaps the reindeer's antler to House...** "It's from Santa Claus because I worship him, or was it Satan, I can't remember..."-House |
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| fmaziarz | How could you for get this one... | 1 | Dec 30 2008, 1:23 AM EST by fmaziarz | |
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Thread started: Dec 30 2008, 1:19 AM EST
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“You know I happen to have a position available... on my penis"
I remember this one from the episode when he went to the pentagon or whatever it was to treat some guy that was an agent. It was just hilarious when I heard that, I couldn't stop laughing. |
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| Born2beMrsH | Let them eat cake-Huddy♥fondling scene conversation | 1 | Dec 5 2008, 5:31 AM EST by grillowsfan | |
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Thread started: Dec 4 2008, 9:58 PM EST
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H:you're not stopping me for medical reasons...you're stopping me 'cause you got the hots for me.
C:you're still here because you have the hots for me. H:Evidenced by the fact that i'm the one who moved into your officce. C:it's the biggest office,and i'm not the one who destroyed- H:why are you dressed like that? why are you trynig so hard to get my attention? are you screwing with me? C:are you screwing with me? H:that depends on your answer C:everybody knows this is going somewhere...i think we're supposed to kiss now. H:we already did that...[House grabs Cuddy's boob] it seemeed like the logical next step. C:really? i'm an idiot for being surprised. H:can you leave this? [Cuddy leaves the office] ... waaa!!! daamn...rr [H*]♥
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| Mokag25 | heres my favorite | 0 | Dec 4 2008, 12:18 AM EST by Mokag25 | |
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Thread started: Dec 4 2008, 12:18 AM EST
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CHASE: I once had a Professor in Med school.............................
HOUSE:(interupting) Who touched you in the naughty place. |
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